period 1, health
by Allyson Yoder
if you want to lose the love
handles you have to get better frontal lobes.
you have to get better lobes in the front
al. your problem?(you’re-easily-distracted-you-have-trouble-paying-attentio
it’s all in your head.
Think of your pre-frontal cortex as the CEO
of your brain(a memo for you, brain stem. how better to turn
a profit, cerebrum?)and let it do the work,
take control of your destiny.
How many blueberries must I eat, Doctor?
an acre a day. That should be enough
to turn your brain a nice shade of blue.
But first you must define all the words in Lesson 8.
are restless in their seats, waiting for class to end
so they can go to another small room
and wait for class to end.
So busy diagramming “amygdala”
they don’t even notice when the teacher leaps
onto his desk, flings the textbook across the classroom, and sings
with operatic gusto:
if you waaaaaaaaant to change your bodies,
you fiiiiiiiiirst must change your minds!
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